Tammy Too Tan
- Now...I'm not talking about a healthy tan or summer glow acquired during a sunscreen doused, fruity drink vacation BUT if you've been fakin' and bakin' (and you know who you are) consider the fact that wrinkles come from too much sun...real or fake...and who wants extra wrinkles? They're hard to get rid of and even harder to cover up so...you decide. Besides, that whole 1982 Bain de Soleil thing is so....1982.
- So this is not about preaching the dangers of smoking...I actually don't care that much about your insides...just your outsides, which brings me to the point that needs to be made! Smoking causes MORE WRINKLES! Those pesky lines around your mouth from lighting up and puckering encourage your lipstick to bleed, making you look like last night's walk of shame or just a great big mess. Either way..it's just not very...well....beautiful...
Cathy Cow Cud
- SO...this just happens to be a personal pet peeve...and I've been waiting impatiently my entire life for a forum in which to vent....what's up, ladies, with the GUM CHEWING!? Not just plain old, regular gum chewing intended for breath freshening, but loud, tonsil baring, incessant gum chewing....sometimes with more than one piece and/or flavor at a time. If I can see clear to last night's dinner, then....you're an offender. Mints anyone??
- Now, I don't know about you, but most of the time I don't want everyone up in my business...so why do we all have to hear about Betty's business??? You know Betty, she's the one behind you in line at the grocery store, practically sitting in your lap at that new, tiny neighborhood bistro or perched not so fabulously on the bar stool next to you, chirping and cackling to everyone she knows...VERY LOUDLY. You know what?....manners are pretty...and if you don't have any...well, guess what? They're FREE!
Til then....dd xoxo