He's just not that into...

...your makeup...


Yep...it's true...

So, why is it that we spend hour after laborious hour and dollar after not so hard earned dollar trying to woo the glassy eyed, potato chip munching, sports fiend next to us with the bat of one perfectly coiffed eyelash when the really boring truth is...he'd probably prefer to see you without all the fuss (or at least that's what he says anyway...) I'd be willing to bet...oh, I don't know...some cash...if he thought he was getting lucky he'd be HIGHLY COMPLIMENTARY of that new green eyeshadow and plum lip gloss you just spent his paycheck on....but that's another blog. (the sad paycheck and the sex thing...) But I'll carry on...

So, I suppose "fresh is best" and seriously, who of us doesn't have "Aniston envy" anyway...and fooling the drooling beast next to you into thinking there is no daisy fresher than you should be a snap with a few "make under" tips....and possibly a fifth of Jack. (blurred vision, although a last resort, is an option...for him...not you)

So....good news...not complicated. Here's what you'll need....

• Tinted Moisturizer
• Concealer
• A flesh toned shimmer shadow
• Gel liner in charcoal, brown or plum depending on your eye color (you know the rules!) Apply it close to the lashline....top only...
• White eyeshadow for the secret spot (what, you say????) See blog entries below, newbie.
• Black Mascara
• Cream blush (in a shade you would naturally blush)
• And a lip gloss or lip tint that matches your natural lip color (not that porn star, I just ate a box of KFC kind of lip gloss) but something with a soft finish...like a liquid lip stick...

Not sure where it all goes???....then check out the rest of the blog for the how-to part...if nothing else, I'm repetitive...